| Nugit Car Forums http://forums.nugit.co.uk/ | |
| koala and the lizard http://forums.nugit.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=242 |
Page 1 of 1 |
| Author: | ulsterscooby [ Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | koala and the lizard |
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: *"F*u*********kk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!" |
|
| Author: | hajamie [ Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
nice man. |
|
| Page 1 of 1 | All times are UTC |
| Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group http://www.phpbb.com/ | |