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A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says
"Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a
few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get
a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into
the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the
koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest,
finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up
and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
*"F*u*********kk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
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